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November 25, 2009
Radical Protest Reminiscent of Another Time
Dozens of people donning Polar Bear costumes descended upon Lake Jughead at the center of campus last night and dumped over 40 cases of Dharma beer in a scene straight out of 1773. Although instead of protesting unfair taxation, this group calling themselves 'Polar Bears for Justice' wanted to speak out against what they considered unfair business practices. "We just couldn't stand by while a single corporation provided all food and beverages on campus," said Melony Pendel, the group's spokesperson. "Having the Dharma Initiative as LU's exclusive vendor is driving up prices for students who can barely afford to eat in the first place!" University faculty has scheduled an emergency meeting to discuss this situation.